I just saw a cat outside in our lawn and wanted to go out and try and pat it but as we made eye contact it just started to shit and when it was done ran away as fast as it could

Omfg Tias. Only you. Only you would get to experience that. It’s called karma. 

Could you not? Seriously, I was dumbfounded and just stood there as the scene unfolded. I wonder what it would have done if I tried to scare it. Perhaps run away with the shit still hanging in its butt? But man this is horrible. What did I ever do to deserve this sort of karma? D;





imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home.

Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.

'MERICA!!1 *insert flag and eagle*

But no really, they want people to immigrate the right way? Do they mean the way their ancestors did? Invade the country, kill the people already living there and take the country as their own? Actually, that sounds like a great plan. They shouldn’t have anything against that right? Their ancestors did the same thing of course!
Still don’t understand why people wanna live in that country.




A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

i couldn’t resist…image

So pretty much Marceline / bubblegum